Place: Pool hall
Setting: Daniel pocketed two balls at the break and was all set for kicking my ass in the game, when on my turn I proceeded to clean the table of at least three of my balls. He was telling me a quote from some film he'd just seen.

Daniel: [...] "I got him just where I wanted him. Behind me with my pants down."
Daniel: That's kind of how I feel right now.
Daniel: So what am I?
Me: My bitch! \o/
Daniel: ...
Daniel: I meant, stripes or colours? -__-#
Me: lulz!
(Maybe you had to be there.)

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